airplane quotes
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Ted Striker: My orders came through. [2]
They’re at the controls flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment. [3]
Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now. [2]
The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner. [4]
Second Jive Dude: Hey home’, I can dig it. [2]
It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now. [5]
(on the phone with the Mayo Clinic, when the operator breaks in: ‘Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.’) [3]
Still craving for the love of his life, Ted Striker follows Elaine onto the flight that she is working on as a member of the cabin crew. [...] Unfortunately the fish meal on the flight is bad and causes the crew to go sick leaving the plane on automatic pilot. [6]
Johnny: Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. [2]
“We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane.” [1]
Gentlemen, I’d like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur. [4]
In the beginning, when the girl is running along-side the plane (pretending it’s a train), you can see white knee-pads under her skirt to protect her when she runs into metal structures on the tarmac. [7]
Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. [2]
Sources:
[1] Funny Airplane Quotes
[2] Airplane! (1980) - Memorable quotes
[3] Airplane Quotes - Funny Quotes from Airplane
[4] Airplane Movie Quotes
[5] Useless Movie Quotes - Airplane!
[6] Airplane! (1980) - IMDb
[7] Airplane movie quotes