lorenzo von matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born somewhere in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. [1]

But, I am not into labels so no need to call me Sir Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, although that is “technically” my name now. [2]

Lorenzo von Matterhorn is a nice little example of how the division between fiction and reality can become blurred online. [...] What slightly lifts is and blurs the line from that fictional world is that as part of the show’s set up the writers created a Wikipedia page: not just in the show, but out here in the real world. [3]

One year at the annual International VMIIUGI masquerade at Kensington Palace, Elizabeth the II accidentally dropped her earring down a mysterious shaft, never to be seen again. [2]

One evening, while nursing a particularly cute Cocker Spaniel back to health, Lorenzo noticed the rest of his brood howling in unison. [...] Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, accomplished Jai Alai champion and beloved opera singer, founded VMIIUGI in 1997, with one simple mission statement: to apply the values of synergy and human capital to business ventures and other fiduciary instruments as guidelines of the building blocks of corporate foundation as per ventures incorporated and such as. [1]

Young Lorenzo rode the pristine Alpine glacial melt waters for hundreds of miles until a young Milanese woman discovered the basket along the banks of the river Po. [4]

Shortly after his family moved to New York City in the late 70’s, Lorenzo began rescuing stray puppies and other cute animals. [3]

Young Lorenzo rode the pristine Alpine glacial melt waters for hundreds of miles before a young Milanese woman discovered the basket along the banks of the river Po. [1]

But despite it all being fiction, Lorenzo von Matterhorn was (as far as anyone knows at least) the first fictional character to have a Wikipedia page created as part of the cover for that character: that is fact, not fiction. [3]

Curious as to their abilities, he spent the next several months developing their voices and then entered them as a musical act in a local festival under the name DOG STEVENS. [1]

But, of course, Wikipedia is about facts, not fiction of fantasy, so once the editors realised what was going on they took down the Lorenzo von Matterhorn page. [3]

You can also read about the brave Von Matterhorn’s ballooning adventures on “The Balloon Explorers Club “, yet another piece of viral marketing that can be traced back to How I Met Your Mother’s creative team. [4]

I mean, he’s a little bad, drives a motorcycle, that kind of thing, but just the right amount of bad where he’s not boring and maybe the right girl could turn him into a real catch. [2]

Sources:
[1] Lorenzopedia, the free encyclopedia
[2] Big Business Journal | Lorenzo von Matterhorn
[3] Lorenzo von Matterhorn
[4] Who The Heck Is Lorenzo Von Matterhorn? Don’t Ask Wikipedia

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