comfort wipe
But more than just disgusting, much more, the Comfort Wipe commercial manages to go a full two minutes without actually explaining what the Comfort Wipe does. [1]
Jun 16, 2009… Creepy Video Advert: The Comfort Wipe, for those who find toilet paper traumatic. [2]
Tired of having to touch toilet paper to wipe yourself, well worry no more! [3]
The narrator continues, calling the Comfort Wipe,“The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s.” I absolutely love this sentence. [...] Scene 1: Close-up shot of roll of toilet paper. [1]
The long-reach Comfort Wipe helps maintain your privacy and dignity when pain or mobility limitations make wiping difficult. [2]
Well, then our narrator says, “Finally there’s a better way! [...] Scene 2: Close-up of woman (fully clothed) standing above toilet and showing that, by pressing a button, the toilet paper will dislodge from the end of the stick and fall gently into the bowl. [1]
The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic It looks like Lisa Simpson's worst nightmare has come true. [...] Jun 13, 2009… The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic [Gross] It looks like Lisa Simpson's worst nightmare has come true. [...] THE COMFORT WIPE · REVEREND MOON - THE KING OF AMERICA… THE COMFORT WIPE. [2]
The peerless Snuggie commercial may have had a ludicrous premise (blankets are constricting) and it may have put its performers in unrealistic settings (here’s a family sitting around a campfire in Snuggies, thus threatening to start a forest fire!) but it pretty clearly defined the overall purpose of the Snuggie. [...] The Comfort Wipe extends your reach 18 inches and follows the contours of your body and … holy cow, this is disgusting. [...] The chance to avoid crippling muscle agony is just a side benefit, sort of a bonus. [1]
Hot girls wearing nothing but seatbelts. [4]
Sources:
[1] Finally, Comfort and Wipe Get Married ” Joe Posnanski
[2] COMFORT WIPE
[3] Comfort Wipe from TubularGoldmine
[4] Comfort Wipe [VIDEO]