squeeze bacon

Accounts are free and anyone can post their thought bubbles to the U Squeeze section. [1]

As I sit down to describe this bacon to you, “Squeeze” is on the headphones, and I cannot adequately convey the serious qualities of this food to that happy pop stuff. [2]

Over 30% of Americans are obese, and it’s probably NOT due to chicken fried bacon since it isn’t widespread yet, but the fact that simply putting it on a restaurant menu is all it takes to make people completely okay with ordering it is pretty scary. [...] If you need an account, you can create a free one here. [1]

You have had “smoked” meat before, but this is not that. [2]

“Make sure you get it with cheese because the cheese skirt makes it.” [...] I’ve been dreaming of having a squeeze with cheese so my boyfriend and I googled the directions and went on a 15 minute road trip! [3]

This card trick is a lot more than JUST a card trick. [4]

The watery, wrinkly strips you get at the supermarket now just seem like pictures of bacon, and cheap pictures taken with a cell phone, at that. [...] Here now, while Bono wishes Santa Claus a Merry Christmas for the eighth time, I think back to how the pork looked when I first cut the package open. [...] The cinnamon flavor was negligible in this application ‘ it was all thick, pure hickory smoke on pork, and I felt like I’d never really had bacon before. [2]

Sometimes in America we take for granted the things available to us. [1]

Eating this meat is like eating camping. [2]

I think it might be because i don’t like food that has too much salt in it. [3]

I flipped the first test strip a few times in a low pan until it had rendered and gone slightly crispy. [2]

Sources:
[1] Chicken Fried Bacon Strips | Campus Squeeze
[2] “Awesome!” A Blog.: Bacon No. 1: First Taste
[3] Squeeze Inn - Sacramento, CA
[4] Today’s Big Thing Is Awesome | Campus Squeeze

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