horatio magellan
According to the May 2007 issue of gourmet food magazine Saveur, the full, legal name of Cap’n Crunch is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. [1]
His proper name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. [2]
According to Megnut and this month’s Saveur Magazine, the captain’s full name is Cap’n H. M. Crunch, or Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. [3]
Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. [4]
In May 2007 Cap’n Crunch’s full name was revealed as Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. [5]
BREAKING NEWS: Cap’n Crunch has a full name! [3]
The Crunch is straight out of Dickens. [6]
A box of the Cap’n Crunch breakfast cereal, featuring the Cap’n Crunch character. [5]
Food traditions bind my family; I’m reminded of that every year when I drive to north-central Massachusetts to pick strawberries with my grandparents. [...] H.M. Crunch aboard ship, but he’ll always be Cap’n of breakfast to me. [2]
?Crunch has shown remarkable dedication to Quaker Oats and we are pleased to bestow upon his betasseled shoulders the rank of commodore,? said CEO of Quaker Oats, Gary Rodkin. [1]
?Cap?n deserves this a lot,? said Captain America. [3]
And the Magellan gives him an air of exploration. [...] The Horatio makes him sound British, which makes sense since his outfit looks like an English Navy get up (or something Naploean would have worn). [6]
All content by Jason Kottke (contact me) unless otherwise noted, with some restrictions on its use. [4]
Sources:
[1] megorious / Sauce ? Cap’n Horatio Magellan Crunch (megorious.com/sauce/
[2] Capn Crunch’s first name revealed — megnut.com (www.megnut.com/2007/04/
[3] Cap’n Crunch Reveals Full Name ” Will Work For Food (wwff.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/
[4] Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch. (kottke.org/07/04/
[5] Cap’n Crunch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap’n_Crunch)
[6] Cap’n Crunch has a Full Name (uneasysilence.com/archive/2007/05/